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Movember anyone?
Topic Started: Nov 3 2017, 06:42 PM (577 Views)
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Me and a Pakistani colleague at work are both doing the Movember challenge.
3 days in and all I've got is itchy stubble.
Meanwhile, she's already looking like Jimmy Edwards..

A thesaurus I ordered from Amazon arrived yesterday, but when I opened it, I discovered all the pages were blank.
I've got no words to describe how angry I am!

I remember entering my Nan into a saggy boobs competition against 6 other women... she wiped the floor with them

I've just found out that the chippy in Sellafield has closed down. What a shame, they used to serve a lovely leg of cod there.

I live with fear everyday of the week. At the weekend I leave her at home and ride my bike!
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