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Topic Started: Aug 2 2017, 07:11 PM (421 Views)
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I definitely need to get my eyes checked.
I accidentally walked into a fetish brothel yesterday thinking it was a Barbers and asked for a number two all over.

I watched television last night and JK Rowling was talking about yet another anniversary of Harry Potter.
I honestly don't think anyone has milked a small wizard this much since Debbie Magee did it with Paul Daniels..

I've just seen the headline 'Suicide bomber strikes again'
He's not very good is he?

I live with fear everyday of the week. At the weekend I leave her at home and ride my bike!
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